Thursday, December 2, 2010

Vettel Drowns Team With "Tears Of Joy"

It was a great moment for Sebastian Vettel when he crossed the line at Abu Dhabi. Not only did he clinch the title, but he also became the sport's youngest ever champion.

And clearly, emotions were running high in the cockpit of his Red Bull RB6, as he began to weep with joy. Unfortunately, during the radio transmission at the end of the race, his voice became too high pitched to be heard by humans . Luckily, this dog (below) was able to understand him.



"He was incredibly pleased that he won, he thanked the team .etc. You didn't miss out on much. Usual crap"


On the podium, Button and Hamilton stupidly poured champagne into Vettel's mouth. This was a bad idea, as there's nothing worse than an emotional drunk.


On his return to the pits, Vettel had cried so hard, that he almost drowned the whole of the Red Bull team in his own tears.



This image shows the scenes of horror, as Mark Webber and other Red Bull employees tried to scramble to safety. "It was a disaster", said Christian Horner. "We needed to be rescued by the National Guard"

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