Vettel Reveals New Sponsor!

It seems Sebastian Vettel is struggling to cope with the pressures of a title bid after crashing into team mate Mark Webber in Turkey, and then Jenson Button at Spa.

But no matter how stressed Sebastian gets, his blonde and curly hair will always be thick, shiny and healthy. Vettel recently revealed his new sponsor, L'Oreal shampoo, this week. And the shampoo certainly seems to be working. Not only is Vettel's hair dandruff free, it is also growing like wildfire, despite the fact that he is literally pulling his hair out (below).

In a recent interview with Sebastian we said: "We've got to be honest Sebastian, we didn't realise you had a hair problem". Sebastian replied: "I didn't until this year. But the product is so effective you wouldn't be able to notice. Thanks to L'Oreal's special formula of Amino Acids................." (at this point we zoned out, bored of the marketing bullshit).

Sebastian's hair is saved; because he's worth it!

New US GP Track Layout Uses Strange Influences

Hermann Tilke (Pictured Above) has revealed the outline to the forthcoming (2012) US Grand Prix. At a press conference earlier today, he payed a woefully painful, and creepy compliment to our esteemed friends at the BRDC.

The 3.2 mile circuit was revealed to have "elements of previous 'classic' circuits". He was referring to, amongst others, Silverstone. A first glance at the track layout didn't represent Silverstone, as there appeared to be places to overtake and occasionally places for spectators to sit.

It took a while, but read between the lines and the message becomes clear.

Mr. Tilke seems to have a monopoly on the F1 circuits. Of the 19 Circuits on the 2010 calender, 6 are of his design. Crucially, all of these are crap. This man is clearly stealing a living, and alongside the BRDC's theft of the British GP from Donington Park, the similar 'elements' that Tilke is referring to are clear to see.